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happy7117
04-23-2007, 12:32 AM
Yep!! I had to start this thread to see what the responses would be!! Any of you enjoy the actor and singer "The Hoff"!!??

Germans love him for his music!! They also love him as the Knight Rider!!!

But everyone over here in the states think he is one big cheesy joke!! They say he can't sing, he can't act...and everyone thinks he is the ultimate in cheese!!!

I disagree totally! I love the Hoff! I love his music!! He loves to have a good time, so he plays himself up!!!

If anyone knows how to have fun and get chicks while doing it, it's David!!!

He got chicks in Knight Rider with the car we all know to love, KITT!!

He was the slow-motion running lifeguard, Mitch in Babewatch!!!

Everyone says his voice helped bring down the Berlin Wall.. I am not sure if that is true or not!!! A voice bringing down the Wall in Germany!!!

I will leave with the phrase fans all over use to not speak bad of him:::::

Don't hassle the Hoff!!!

Host of Chaos
04-23-2007, 03:33 PM
i liked hin in knight rider but then that was when i was yunger. niow i am older he looks very auful with tight trusers and stoopid haircut.
most guys inow didt wtach baywatc for him but for rthe babes.i agree that know heis becom cornie and chesiew. he luvs himdelf tomuch!

Marrow
04-24-2007, 10:21 AM
Don't hassle the Hoff!!!

I wudn't dare.

I think hes a bit of a legend. Havent watched him on tv for years.

Im not too sure about his musical talents, havent heard much of him.

Knight Rider, what a show, used to love it when i was smaller, a talking car and the hoff, cud u ask for any more. Theres a box set banging about downstaires i think, might have a bit of an all day knight rider session later wrapped up in my duvet:cool: .

Also used to watch Baywatch back in the day, apparently it was the most watched show ever i heard (wonder why that was :rolleyes: ).

He is cheesy though but i guess thats why people love him. Bit like marmite, 'u either love it or u hate it'.

Laters

Nick

3FingerBrown
04-24-2007, 06:20 PM
He "sings"?
Thankfully I didn't know this.

Standingtall
04-24-2007, 07:03 PM
I love that show back in the day, Knight Rider. An name used in the first Mad Max movie. Adam, I think Love is too strong a word, think of using, respect, admire.. :D

I did not know that, "the hoff" sings. I guess if Leonard Nimoy, William shatner from Star Trek fame and Eddie Murphy and host of others did it once. A good example of the right attitude, I don't care what other's think I am going to sing even if I stink at it.

Host of Chaos
04-25-2007, 03:37 PM
sory if this parsanal staningtal but does u mean u got bad braeth when u say u stink at it? sumtims i get that 2 but muthwash wurks 4 me when i wake up n b4 bed.lovly fresh muoth!n the hoff is still cheeesy!

happy7117
04-25-2007, 09:46 PM
I love that show back in the day, Knight Rider. An name used in the first Mad Max movie. Adam, I think Love is too strong a word, think of using, respect, admire.. :D

I did not know that, "the hoff" sings. I guess if Leonard Nimoy, William shatner from Star Trek fame and Eddie Murphy and host of others did it once. A good example of the right attitude, I don't care what other's think I am going to sing even if I stink at it.

Shatner is great too because the way he sings is sort of how I sing. It does not realy sound like he is singing because he can't!! But more like he is "saying" the lyrics!! Or half-talking, half singing!

I can't sing, so if I am asked to sing, I sort of half talk-half sing!! Or I pretend to sing!!!

The Hoff and The Shat both are quirky, but that's what makes them so good! Their so bad, their good!

Standingtall
04-26-2007, 02:39 PM
sory if this parsanal staningtal but does u mean u got bad braeth when u say u stink at it? sumtims i get that 2 but muthwash wurks 4 me when i wake up n b4 bed.lovly fresh muoth!n the hoff is still cheeesy!
You are one funny guy, I almost fell off my seat laughting. :)

Host of Chaos
05-04-2007, 08:07 AM
i didn mean 2 b funy.ii thught u say u had smely breath.just tryin 2 help.need to see how 2 b funny like oteres here r. how doi u do it?

Standingtall
05-04-2007, 02:54 PM
i didn mean 2 b funy.ii thught u say u had smely breath.just tryin 2 help.need to see how 2 b funny like oteres here r. how doi u do it?
You are pretty funny in your own way my friend. it feels good when you know you put a smile on someone's face, it makes their day. :D

happy7117
05-07-2007, 12:14 AM
Standingtall makes himself laugh everytime he looks in a mirror......and no wonder :p

Watching members poke fun at each other make me laugh and feel good! We are not all about stuttering! We are about making each other feel good with jokes, and friendly support related to stuttering..

Marrow
05-07-2007, 01:07 PM
Standingtall makes himself laugh everytime he looks in a mirror......and no wonder :p

Would it be a fair assessment to say he has a 'face for radio':D. I think id need a picture first to clarify.

Laters

Nick

Standingtall
05-07-2007, 05:41 PM
A face for Radio, eh! I think I got another career choice after my career as a adult movie producer is over. :eek:

Marrow
05-11-2007, 04:48 PM
A face for Radio, eh! I think I got another career choice after my career as a adult movie producer is over. :eek:

Haha, yeh always good to have a backup. Loved watching ur films, very informative. Its great how the plot always seems to center around a dodgy plumber with a big fake mustouche:D .

I'm sure that standingtallproudwarriorwithaweaponinhishand posted a pic of himself in a thread on the forum. If you can be bothered Nick (which I somehow doubt :p ) you could take a trawl through the forum to see his girly hair for yourself.


Well, i had a talk with the bank manager and we agreed i have the resources, the time and the back-up to do a mamoth search for this photo. I knew it was gunna be tough but i managed it. It was in the photo section surprisingly:eek:. I'm liking the hair, long hair is the way forward. Ill try and post a pic of me and my not quite as long hair if its not to difficult in a min.

Laters

Nick

Standingtall
05-11-2007, 05:14 PM
due I detect an hint of jealousy, because I have natural black, half way down my back, hair and it is not hiding any bald spot. :D

Marrow
05-11-2007, 05:26 PM
Sounds like you're just the chap for the new lead star in the new film. Anybody who is at University and spells moustache like that gets my vote :p


You caught me out that time, my spelling is appualing. As for the leading role, when do i start, whats the pension scheme like, do i get any health insurance incase i injure myself at work:eek:.

due I detect an hint of jealousy, because I have natural black, half way down my back, hair and it is not hiding any bald spot. :D

I must agree here, i feel jealousy is in the air;).

Laters

Nick

Marrow
05-13-2007, 03:17 PM
Ok ok ok ok.

I put my hands up and admit that there is a hint of the green eyed monster. I always wanted to grow long hair, but never had the patience. My hair grows straight when it's long, so just flops down over my eyes and gets in the way before it's too long to be tied back, which is why I always had it cut before it could be tied back oot the way!

Still, only girls have long hair nowadays :D

The cure to stop hair going in ur eyes is to this is to wear a hat, i choose to wear beanie hats. I must have about 10 of the things and love them. Although i lost one of my favourites the other day:(, it was a very sad day for me.

Also it keeps you really warm, which would be handy as u live in freezing scotland:p .

Yeh i am a bit of a girl, i straighten my hair:eek:.

Laters

Nick

bignick
05-14-2007, 11:09 AM
Sounds like you're just the chap for the new lead star in the new film. Anybody who is at University and spells moustache like that gets my vote :p





My oh my. So you do have motivation - must just be very well hidden away eh :D

Standigntallwiththegirlyhair relies on his long hair to keep the bugs out of the hairs in his nose. bignick on the other hand shaves the hair on his head, in his ears and in his nose, so all his bugs must live somewhere else :eek:

Keep it true


I come on and check the postings and find insults being thrown at me.
Yes, its true I shave my head, use a hygeine clipper for my ears and nose, but I dont have any bugs on me, they all live in a 2 up 2 down council flat in the UK where they have all the amenities they need.

Standingtall
05-14-2007, 03:06 PM
Is that what they are called Beanie hats. Now you need to fing yourself a large side kick and hang out at the Quickie Mart. Jay and Silent Bob are back!!!!!

Standingtall
05-15-2007, 10:14 PM
Must be a Canadian thing :confused:
What you haven't of Jay and silent Bob. Jay were those beanie toques and has shoulder length hair and Silent bob is his side kick, who doesn't say a thing, only when it is very important. Jay and Silent Bob, strikes back, and Mallrats. Can't think of other shows right now.

bignick
05-18-2007, 01:54 PM
Oh I'm so much more informed now :D

If I have time I'll take a squint around and see who they are. Must be better actors than the Hoff anyway :p

Steve,

I suppose its like us trying to explain the chuckle brothers to someone outside of the UK. To me, to you !!!!!!!

Marrow
05-20-2007, 04:45 PM
I suppose its like us trying to explain the chuckle brothers to someone outside of the UK. To me, to you !!!!!!!

Chuckle brothers, legends haha:D . Watched some of there shows about a year ago and found it hillarious(for the wrong reasons probably). They really are the definition of 'prats', but thats why i love them.

Laters

Nick.

Standingtall
05-22-2007, 03:43 PM
Now it is my turn, who are the chuckle brothers?

Marrow
05-22-2007, 05:56 PM
Well as far as i understand they are brothers, and in their shows anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Basically they muck even the simplest of tasks up. Like bignick said their catch phrase is 'to me, to you' where they pass an object between themselves for a few seconds, its brilliant stuff really:D .

Laters

Nick

Host of Chaos
05-24-2007, 01:15 PM
da chukle bruvers are wel cool with theyr spiky mulets and small mustaches.as marrows says briliant tv as so cheesy just like da hoff. i'll find a pcitre somewere http://www.101t-shirts.com/acatalog/CHUCKLE.jpgthere you go.now u now wot they look loike very 70s n how thry still in tv whoi noes?

Marrow
05-24-2007, 01:21 PM
Haha thats a brilliant picture.

Standingtall
05-24-2007, 03:12 PM
I'll take a cruise on youtube and I get BBC on sat tv, is that what there show is called. Chuckle Brothers, I'll have to check the guide.