One For The Girls!-Bloke Jokes.

[Dianne]

Hey just came upon a book in my bookcase called "Bloke Jokes" and thought I would share some with my sisters!
What did God say after creating Man?-I must be able to do better.(And of course he did-he created Woman!)
What is the difference between a bloke and cheese?
Cheese matures!(So-o funny!)
Here's one for Requiem!(I read the thread titled Woman)
What's the difference between a bloke and a computer?-You only have to punch the information into a computer once!
And one to finish off(for now)
What's the best time to change a bloke?
When he's in nappies!
I have a book full so let me know if you want some more(And Guys we are only having a bit of fun-unfortunately at your expense-not your's personally!-oh you know what I mean-we really love you all!
Some are a bit rude so if you want more I may have to censor them.:)

[Requiem]

Here's one for Requiem!(I read the thread titled Woman)


these are funny jokes but where's the one that you had for me? I can't see it.

[noizypete]

The jokes made me smile, and I'm a guy, and I bet some of the others are smiling too but won't admit to it -lol