Xnavy80
02-27-2008, 12:01 PM
Teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human beings
are
the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could come,
asked
the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before e we knew it, he
jumped
over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff,
Fffff,
Fffff'... And before he could say "", the Rottweiler ate him.
are
the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she
volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could come,
asked
the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before e we knew it, he
jumped
over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went
'Fffff,
Fffff,
Fffff'... And before he could say "", the Rottweiler ate him.