That Next Step

[Shaz cackles]

Hello,

Sometimes when I am out in a pub with my mates on a Friday I get chatted up by geezers and as soon as I talk they seem to not want to know.

Its not as if I am a ugly bird and I am thinking if anyone has any advise for me to go that next step from chatting as its been a while since I have had some fun.. !!!!!!!!

TTFN

Shaz

[mos]

intresting thread.

same here with me. if i try to chat to a girl i get the cold shoulder. they dont wanna know.

:D

[Shaz cackles]

Well, Shaz

Glad to see somebody's decided to put some sparkle into the forum.

I take it that when your out in your white heels, dancing round your handbag, you're also dressed to impress? You don't need to say much with your mouth if other parts of your body are speaking loud and clear.......

Oh, we have a name for white heels up here. Kinda applies to what you're trying to achieve, so the higher the better!

White heels and dancing round your handbag is just an Es girl myth mate, dunno where you get your information from, but yeah, I know what they're called.....and yeah the higher the better! lol

Dressed to impress? Well, you know what they say......if you've got it, flaunt it! ;)

[Shaz cackles]

Sorry about the heels and handbag stuff Shaz - suppose it's like saying all Scots wear kilts and eat porridge.
I do one of the above - guess which :D

No worries POT, the heels and handbag stuff gave me a giggle. I find humour a real big turn on ;)

Porridge or kilt? mmmmmm Kinda hoping it's the kilt....... of course, it does depends what you wear underneath... Commando perchance? :D

[Shaz cackles]

Well, that would be telling of course.

Let's just say when I go out wearing it, girls always seem to drop things around me, and take a long time bending down to pick it up again :D
Which does mean I have to be careful where I put my hot porridge :eek:

Not telling eh? Now that sounds like a challenge to me.......and I never refuse a challenge ;) :D

[Shaz cackles]

Ho hum. This could be fun then.

What sorta challenge would you like to have then ? :D

I'll need to conflab with my fellow partners in crime on the forum and see what we can think of for you.....:p

Oh, I'm pretty much up for anything really. Wouldn't mind finding out what Scots wear under their kilts for starters though! :D

Partners in crime eh? You wouldn't be 'ganging' up on me would ya? :eek: lol

[mos]

this thread is becoming close to x-rated

:eek:

[Shaz cackles]

this thread is becoming close to x-rated

:eek:

Soz mos, no offence intended, we're just mucking about and having a laugh :D

Shaz

[mos]

Soz mos, no offence intended, we're just mucking about and having a laugh :D

Shaz

no problem here you/we can 'carry on'.
this forum needs a little cheering up.

mos

:)

[DKoz]

In my experience it has been the 50% rule. 50% of it is your looks and the other 50% is how you act/personality. Unfortunately having a mild stutter does not help!

[nate]

Actually I think its 100 % confidence. Dont be y, just

[nate]

I think its 100% confidence.
See how P.O.T got u interested in his underclothes, or lack thereof, nothing in his demeanor let off that he was rich, or had a sweet ride, or even that he was smart and intelligent:D

He just confidently approached the subject, and offered not just his two cents about it, he offered himself, but not before creating a mystery, of a ual nature.

QED, u now want to know whats under his kilt. And that leads us to the real next step: What to do with whats under the kilt?
But I dont think u'll need any help wi' that Shaz.:p

[Shaz cackles]

QED, u now want to know whats under his kilt. And that leads us to the real next step: What to do with whats under the kilt?
But I dont think u'll need any help wi' that Shaz.:p

Yup, I'd be very interesting to know/find out what's under his kilt. :D And Nate, you're right, I don't need any help as to what to do with what's under the kilt! :D lol

It is all about confidence, you're right about that too!

[Shaz cackles]

Well, carry on how you are and you will find out exactly what lurks below ;)

As for my partners in crime, well, we are all quite noisy and can cause quite a bang at parties, but we would never gang up on any fair maiden.......which begs the question - are you a fair maiden :p

Which also begs the question - are you faint hearted?? :D You've heard the saying.........a faint heart never won a fair maiden :p

[Shaz cackles]

Having said that, my heart is just like me: very strong and very fit. And capable of keeping me going at any form of exercise for a very long time :cool:

Are you one of these all talk, no action kind of blokes. :D

[nate]

Are you one of these all talk, no action kind of blokes. :D

Them is fighting words POT!!!:eek:

[Shaz cackles]

Them is fighting words POT!!!:eek:

I've heard that he's good at a certain type of fighting usually reserved for male hens :p

Still no reply though....must be chicken :D

[Danny]

This thread is too funny. I like your piece of advice about approaching women who are telling jokes. Very clever.

[Marrow]

Is it me or have we still not found out whats up this kilt, pictorial evidence should suffice. And i wont accept the following excuses:
- i dont have a camera
- my camera has run out battery
- my camera lense didnt have a big enough zoom to see what was up the kilt:eek:

Looking forward to the pic *swoons"

[nate]

POT, I dont want to really know whats under there, I probably have the same plumbing only BIGGER, which is why Africans dont wear kilts!

But Marrow just insinuated Shaz might need a BIG ZOOM, how can u let that slide, arent ya gonna lynch the varmint?

And can I watch???

[Marrow]

Hey stranger

Welcome back Nick. Where have you been lurking?

Anyway, let me just say that your username is very near the truth :D

Hey dude, wudnt u like to know where ive been lurking, here there and everywhere. I dunno why i havent been on in ages, bit of a mystry.

Hows it up scotland anyway, im thinking of heading up to the north coast near Thurso to do some surfing sometime over the summer, spose to be some good waves and beaches up there.

So urs is a marrow is it, mines only a button mushroom :rolleyes:

[Marrow]

I tried editing the message but im apparently im not good enough at 'internet' so it didnt let me. POT i just wanted to add that ive got some great news for u, i finally had my hair cut so u cant say i look like a girl anymore. Actually say it once more time for old times sake.

[Shaz cackles]

So lots of bragging about what's hidden away but still no HARD proof eh :p

Don't worry POT. I don't need a big zoom to see anything. After all, I measure with other things when the lights are turned down :eek: