View Full Version : Doctor Who and the Daleks.
If you don't know who Dr. Who was then Google it.
If you don't know what a Dalek is, Google that too.
It occurred to me that a lot of stutterers are a lot like Daleks...
Oh boy: this is going to make me lots of new friends :)
...Daleks can be described thus:
Machines that can only operate on perfectly smooth surfaces. They can not - for example - climb stairs, or get over a rock.
They are equipped with:
One eye on a rigid stalk. A huge electric gun. And a toilet plunger.
They have a three-word vocabulary: Exterminate! Annihilate! Obliterate!
And that's it. That's their whole inventory.
Doctor Who noticed these Daleks were somewhat challenged, and - in the interests of not being exterminated - entered into a debate with them.
He soon noticed that debating anything with a machine equipped with only the above was not going to get very far.
He was a smart and determined doctor. He tried various approaches:
He tried reason. No good.
He tried flattery. Nope.
He tried running. They kept after him.
He tried not responding: Difficult when he was the star of his own T.V. show.
What I never could figure out was why he never tried simply going upstairs...
What he finally did, was get himself introduced to the chief Dalek.
Who - when it came out of its machine - resembled a fried egg.
No wonder the Daleks had such a low opinion of themselves, and responded to every contact by trying to annihilate it.
The good doctor managed to convince the fried egg that it was a very nice fried egg, and there were great things in store for fried eggs everywhere, as long as they could manage to not exterminate everything first.
The fried egg lived happily ever after, thus opening the door to Doctor Who's next big challenge: The Cybermen...
Who knows why the Daleks started out as fried eggs?
It really doesn't matter.
You wouldn't even notice them now they are cured.
When was the last time you met a Dalek?
chris2112
12-28-2008, 11:40 PM
You accuse everyone here of attack you when all you do here is attack stutterers. Please get out of this forum.
You accuse everyone here of attack you when all you do here is attack stutterers. Please get out of this forum.
...Exterminate! Annihilate! Obliterate..!
Adrian
12-28-2008, 11:49 PM
You accuse everyone here of attack you when all you do here is attack stutterers. Please get out of this forum.
My thoughts exactly. If Asif takes issue with certain individuals here then he should take it up with them. To attack stutterers as whole is idiotic and rude.
chris2112
12-28-2008, 11:52 PM
...Exterminate! Annihilate! Obliterate..!
Thats not my intention at all and you can see that in the way I talked to you before. I am one of the few, if not the only person who had sympathy for you. Now I really do see why people are so harsh on you, you dont want to help us at all, this is for your own need to feel important about yourself or something.
My thoughts exactly. If Asif takes issue with certain individuals here then he should take it up with them. To attack stutterers as whole is idiotic and rude.
I am. I do. All the posters are the ones I am taking issue with. The ones who don't post are quietly sitting back and enjoying the show.
And learning from it.
As is the purpose of forums.
But naturally, you see me as idiotic and rude.
Lalalalala.........
I am one of the few, if not the only person who had sympathy for you.
Your sympathy? You think you are special? Superior? Lol.
I don't need anything at all from you, except what you are incapable of giving.
But I get it anyway, though you don't realize it.
The Raven:
Gives with the one hand, and takes away with the other.
The great trickster.
Fun isn't it?
chris2112
12-28-2008, 11:57 PM
Your sympathy? You think you are special? Superior? Lol.
I don't need anything at all from you, except what you are incapable of giving.
But I get it anyway, though you don't realize it.
The Raven:
Gives with the one hand, and takes away with the other.
The great trickster.
Fun isn't it?
Yeah it really is pretty funny. Your ed up man lol.
Your ed up man lol.
Thank God.
chris2112
12-29-2008, 12:05 AM
Thank God.
ed up more in a self destructive and destructive to people around you way. If you like that, ok, whatever floats your boat I guess lol
chris2112
12-29-2008, 12:06 AM
We would appreciate it if you didnt do it here though.
We would appreciate it if you didnt do it here though.
We? You speak for many? Or two or three? Or just you?
There once was a crow so disliked,
People told him to get on his bike.
But the crow had begun to have way too much fun,
So he told them to say what they liked.
chris2112
12-29-2008, 12:19 AM
We? You speak for many? Or two or three? Or just you?
There once was a crow so disliked,
People told him to get on his bike.
But the crow had begun to have way too much fun,
So he told them to say what they liked.
wow
Iv never ment what Im about to say so literally, but, do you have a life? are you really that pathetic to go on forums for fun and make fun of people who stutter? Thats what your doing here, having fun giving greife to stutterers.
wow
Iv never ment what Im about to say so literally, but, do you have a life? are you really that pathetic to go on forums for fun and make fun of people who stutter? Thats what your doing here, having fun giving greife to stutterers.
It's quite funny the things people see,
when things aren't what they think they should be.
They jump up and down, and they stamp on the ground,
But that makes no real difference to me.
A crow was asked if he'd a life.
He went to enquire of his wife.
I hope so, said she, or it's dead that we'd be,
Though an end it would be to all strife.
The crow was quite happy with that.
His back he decided to pat.
So he did have a life, he concurred with his wife,
So he went back to pecking the cat.
It's quite funny the things people see,
when things aren't what they think they should be.
They jump up and down, and they stamp on the ground,
But that makes no real difference to me.
A crow was asked if he'd a life.
He went to enquire of his wife.
I hope so, said she, or it's dead that we'd be,
Though an end it would be to all strife.
The crow was quite happy with that.
His back he decided to pat.
So he did have a life, he concurred with his wife,
So he went back to pecking the cat.
thats pretty good. u really are good at that. making rhymes. ever thought of compiling them?
Nate
chris2112
12-29-2008, 12:39 AM
It's quite funny the things people see,
when things aren't what they think they should be.
They jump up and down, and they stamp on the ground,
But that makes no real difference to me.
A crow was asked if he'd a life.
He went to enquire of his wife.
I hope so, said she, or it's dead that we'd be,
Though an end it would be to all strife.
The crow was quite happy with that.
His back he decided to pat.
So he did have a life, he concurred with his wife,
So he went back to pecking the cat.
ah flawnting your wife in our faces huh? proving your life is your wife because your to insecure to answer yourself? I cant but remember you saying that to jdrow about his girlfriend.
ah flawnting your wife in our faces huh? proving your life is your wife because your to insecure to answer yourself? I cant but remember you saying that to jdrow about his girlfriend.
Poetic license it's called.
My wife was actually out, floundering about in the woods, in four feet of snow.
She was unavailable for comment when I wrote that.
But she is vastly amused by these posts.
JDRow
12-29-2008, 12:56 AM
Asif is obviously an extremely self-hating stutterer who, instead of admitting and dealing with that, is projecting his hatred onto all of us. Everything he's accusing us of? It's all stuff he feels is true about him.
It would just be pathetic and pitiable, if he wasn't so obnoxious about it.
Asif is obviously an extremely self-hating stutterer who, instead of admitting and dealing with that, is projecting his hatred onto all of us. Everything he's accusing us of? It's all stuff he feels is true about him.
It would just be pathetic and pitiable, if he wasn't so obnoxious about it.
I'd love to reply to your crap,
But I'm sure it would come out as pap.
So I'm off for my supper, leaving you to your stutter,
After that I am having a nap :)
Asif/Hans is pushing his luck. That's what bullies do. They push people to the extreme because they think they can.
That's what bullies do. They push people to the extreme because they think they can.
You naturally misunderstand, because you have no interest in understanding anything.
I am not a bully:
But I am stronger than you.
Smarter than you.
More moral than you.
Older than you.
More experienced than you.
More honest than you.
Happier than you.
More fluent than you.
Richer than you.
I know more than you.
I am loved more than you.
I eat better than you.
I fight better than you.
I can give more than you.
I can forgive more than you.
I am a better poet than you.
I have more self-control than you.
No wonder you hate me so very very very much.
Violet
12-29-2008, 04:25 AM
OMG i LOVE doctor who!!! .. well the new one at least.. cause david tennent is so cool!! ;)
The daleks can also say exterminate in german. (it was in one of the episodes.. funniest shit ever)
And Asif grow up :p
I can use chopsticks better than you can.
I can paint better than you can.
I can make better gingerbread houses than you can.
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t133/Anthea_bucket/ginger5.jpg
haha i am really proud of my gingerbread house. It even has people and furniture and paintings inside! and a welcome mat out the frount!:D
emily445455
12-29-2008, 04:28 AM
I didn't follow a word of your post Asif.
Violet, your gingerbread house is beautiful!!!!! :D
Count
12-29-2008, 04:28 AM
The daleks can also say exterminate in german.
Exterminate in German is: "ausrotten" or "vernichten"
Exterminate in German is: "ausrotten" or "vernichten"
Those words were used by NAZIS!!!!!!!!!
You are going to be banned!!!!!!
You are a RACIST WHITE SUPREMACIST!!!!!!
etc.
chris2112
12-29-2008, 06:02 AM
You naturally misunderstand, because you have no interest in understanding anything.
I am not a bully:
But I am stronger than you.
Smarter than you.
More moral than you.
Older than you.
More experienced than you.
More honest than you.
Happier than you.
More fluent than you.
Richer than you.
I know more than you.
I am loved more than you.
I eat better than you.
I fight better than you.
I can give more than you.
I can forgive more than you.
I am a better poet than you.
I have more self-control than you.
No wonder you hate me so very very very much.
You are honestly the most pathetic person I ever communicated with. Try making a gingerbread house like that, you will find that your not so great.
You are honestly the most pathetic person I ever communicated with. Try making a gingerbread house like that, you will find that your not so great.
Nice of you to judge, condemn, and insult me so often.
Who are you to judge?
What makes you so perfect?
That is a lovely gingerbread house.
But this is not about gingerbread houses.
This is about the cruelest, dumbest bunch of bigots on earth attacking one solitary member, endlessly.
If anyone is pathetic, it is surely you.
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