|10-28-2006, 04:00 AM||#1|
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Join Date: May 2005
Christmas Themed Topic And A Little Humor
The only thing that comes to mind as far as stuttering during Christmas is when on Santa's lap...
I have always wondered what would happen if when Santa asked me if I have been good or bad, I stuttered out an answer of however I behaved?? What do you think his response would be to my stuttering when I tried to answer if I was good or bad??
Or I wonder what would happen if any of us stuttered while telling him what we wanted for Christmas??? I would feel like a fool...I mean Santa has so many kids, but what if he heard a stuttering kid on his lap like one of us???
I also wonder what would happen if santa Ho, Ho, Ho'd when we started stuttering to him?? Should we take that as mocking us or making fun of us?? What do you think Santa's reaction would be to a stuttering child sitting on his lap???
I mean SANTA making fun of us..the man who is a giver of joy and love to children all around...
Luckily, I never had problems telling Santa of my list and if I was good or bad, and too this day, I always wonder "what if I stuttered badly when on his lap-would he make fun of me??"
Probably if I got ridiculed by Santa for my stuttering at a young age, I would hate Santa..or be scarred at Christmas time...
And writing a letter to Santa, that would not be happening with mistreatment from St Nick!!
But hey, I have never been ill-treated by Santa, so he is the ultimate jolly fat man in my book...but I often wondered::
"WHAT IF SANTA SNUBBED A STUTTERER!"
"M-M-M-Merry Christm-m-ma-ssssss", I would hate that coming from Santa to me...
Then I would say "I got your Christmas Present right here in my fist..and I have superlative taste!"
CRACK as my fist connects with his nose..then I would say, "and a HO HO HO to you too you fat red lardo"
His suit would be extra red from his blood from my fist!!!
Beware of Santa, this man his decking the halls with his own brand of cheer for stutterers..insults and ridicule....
And I heard him excl as he drove out of site, "Merry Christmas To All, And To All A Good Night!"
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